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Welcome to Sucio Tusio's

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Confessions of A ^ Dirty Old Macho Man...
WHO DOES NOT GROW OLDER!

My Secret Sex Life Revealed...

A CatScan of my Brain and an X-Ray of my body reveal without a doubt What's On My One Track Dirty Mind!

My name is Ellis Toussier... and I'd like to make a confession!

I love whore moans... I mean it: I really do love hormones... I am known as "Sucio Tusio... El Growth Hormonio Muchio..."

My birth certificate is dated August, 1945... that means my birth certificate is 65 years old... it will be 66 years old in August, 2011... but I am only 48 years old...

I am "The Incredible Dirty Old Macho Man Who Loves to Focus."

Whooops... typo... I mean:

I am "The Incredible Dirty Old Macho Man Who Does Not Grow Older."

I am happy to say my MIND is the same as when I was 17 years old... dirty...

I am a "Dirty old man" because I still have a one track dirty mind, fortunately... I am a "Macho" man because I am only attracted to women of the opposite sex.

Women of the same sex, I pass...

"If I ever enter the Guinness Book of World Records, I do not want it to be as "the oldest man alive..." (although I wouldn't mind too much if I enter it for that reason, too.) I want it to be as "the oldest man alive who could still father a child"...

I hope I will still love women and enjoy to see pretty women (horizontally) until the day I stretch the leg... (her leg, that is...)" - Ellis Toussier

"Wrinkle Wrinkle Little Star... How I wonder Where YOU WENT !"

One track... and only one crack... and I'm sitting on it!

NOTE: It is a lot better to have a one track mind at my age than to only have memories that I ever had a one track mind... or not to even be able to remember that I ever had a one track mind.

I think I am a marvellous male... a Super-macho... I predict that 60 years from now I will not only be ALIVE and on the list of Super Centenarians.... I will also be in MUCH BETTER health than any other Super Centenarian has ever been, before me. My MIND will still be working well... and hopefully, I will still be having dirty thoughts and chasing young chicks! (at that age, any woman alive will be a "young chick" for me...)

A doctor who does not agree with me says I am "The Man With the Legendary Ego"... I suppose his sex life is better than mine, in which case maybe I'm wrong. But I'm happy with what I got when the cards were shuffled and handed out.

I wanted physical proof to show that I really am "The Incredible Dirty Old Macho Man Who Does Not Grow Older"...

So... I went to get a medical exam to PROVE IT...

I asked for a Cat Scan of my brain.

Doctors didn't think my mind could be so dirty that the dirty thoughts would actually show up in a Cat scan... But I know how dirty my thoughts are, so I knew that my one track mind might show up.

The Cat Scan of my brain, which you can see below, was taken just as I had some dirty thoughts when a cute nurse focused the camera...

See the cat scan of my brain and the x-ray below...

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CAT Scan of my brain,
foto taken as nurse bent down to focus.

CAT Scan of my brain... picture taken as the pretty young nurse said 'Let me focus you...'

"Let me Focus you..." she said.

Of course as soon as they saw my cat scan it caused a commotion in the hospital. Doctors couldn't believe there could be such a super stud... So the doctors asked for more evidence. They decided to take a full body X-ray of me...

Here is my full body X-ray taken of me... fortunately, that cute little nurse was there to focus me again... Notice the BIG SMILE on my face...

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Sucio Tusio, Age 67
The Man With the Legendary Ego... The Madman in Mexico... The Man Who Can't Say "No"...
Full body X-Ray taken a few seconds after the cute nurse said she would
focus me again... (Notice the BIG SMILE on my face...)

Before you tell me what I do is dangerous, let me tell you: Don't worry about me. I always practice safe sex!

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Always Practice Safe Sex!

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A Cowboy Tombstone, in Logan, Utah:


picture of a cowboy

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3.. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

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The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls!'

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A ninety-year-old man goes to his doctor and says, “Doctor, my eighteen year old wife is expecting a baby!”

The doctor smiles and says: “Let me tell you a story. A man goes hunting, but instead of grabbing his rifle, he picks up an umbrella by mistake. He's out in the woods when a bear suddenly charges at him. The man points his umbrella at the bear, shoots, and kills the bear on the spot.”

“Impossible," says the old man. "With an umbrella? Somebody else must have shot the bear.”

"Exactly !" exclaims the doctor... "Somebody else shot the bear ! You get it?!!"

A quick game of SCRABBLE:

Rearrange the following letters to spell out an important part of the human body that is even more useful when it is erect:

P N E S I

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Before sex, you help each other get naked.
After sex, you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story: In life no one helps you after you've been fucked!

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It's been proven that when a male has an orgasm, he burns as many calories as if he had run 5 miles.

That's why males always want to fuck: its a hell of a lot more FUN than running 5 miles in a few seconds!

(note: a few females think so, too...)

===== And now please read what Woody Allen, Robin Williams, George Burns, Steve Martin and some of my friends have said about my favorite hobby. (I know they're just jealous...)

 

Hello Ellis...

While training yesterday, a cute young girl that I know only to say hello to, came up to me and started chatting about your web site... She had been sent it from a friend of a friend etc. Now I know her name and we both have a lot more to discuss...

So I would say your web site is helping me out in more ways than one... - Daniel, Wales, U.K.

"The Latest U.S. Government Census cost upteen millons of dollars...    It shows that three out of four persons make up 75% of the Population..."

"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity..."


"T.B. or NOT T.B.... That is the congestion...
Consumption be done about it?
Of cough... of cough!" - Woody Allen

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." --Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson

Ah, yes, "divorce..." From the Latin word meaning "to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.... So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think: I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart

"Women should be obscene and not heard." - Groucho Marx

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels." - Groucho Marx

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams

"I don't see why we can't get along just as well with a polygamist who doesn't polyg as we so with a lot of monogomists who don't monog..." - Boies Penrose

"BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!" - W. C. Fields

"When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose."

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence is Nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: 'Don't' and 'Stop'... unless they are said together.

Panties: Not the best thing on Earth... but next to the best thing on Earth.

There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

Fuck Virginity.

I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.

Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, but down under. 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
Answer: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't...

Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

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From Bad to Verse: A Dirty Dozen of the Worst Dirty Limericks.

Note: They are worse than Louis the Sixteenth
They are worse than Louis the Fifteenth
They are worse than Louis the Fourteenth

These are the Worst...
Since Louis the First!


The Dirty Dozen... Not Two Gross... (but Gross Enough...)

(Please take Note: if you are easily offended, you will be offended.

And If you think my profanity is offensive, I think your fucking sensitive nature is offensive... So we’re even !

Now: LAUGH.. (or, at least: SMILE !!!) Life is a cabaret, old chum.. YOU ARE ON CANDID CAMERA !

1. =================

An aspiring musician named Monica
She hardly could be more atonica
Despite her bad ear
She advanced her career
By blowing the leader's harmonica. - Ellis Toussier, 1999

2. =================

There was a young Miss from Vancouver
Whose ass I would dearly behoove her
Her boobs I might pass
For a moment on grass
But to screw her would greatly improve her. - Ellis Toussier, 2008

3. ==================

There once was a fellow from Orange
Who couldn't find how to rhyme "Orange"
"I have to admit,
I'm feeling like shit.
Oh, why was I begot in Orange?" - Ellis Toussier, 2009

4. =================

There once was a Miss Romy Schneider
Who had an affair with a tiger.
The result of this fuck
Was a Chinese striped duck...
And a goat... and a black widow spider! - Ellis Toussier, 2010

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There was an old lady named Doris,
Who possessed a six-inch clitoris.
The first time she was took
She was sadly mistook
For a man in the building named Morris.

6. =================

Evolution's a theory, my dear,
That explains why we have eyes and have ears,
Why we have upright walk
And why we can talk --
Big tits and appendix ain't clear.

7. =================

There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
"You must pay to get in,"
She said with a grin,
"And you pay to get out of it too!"

8. =================

There once was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Within one half hour
His cock was in flower,
And his balls were all covered with weeds.

9. =================

There once was a fellow named Saul,
Who managed to bounce either ball,
He'd squiggle and clap 'em,
And jiggle and snap 'em,
Which earned him the plaudits of all.

10. =================

There was a young man from Savannah,
Who died in a curious manner.
He whittled a hole
In a telephone pole
And electrified his long banana.

11. =================

There once was fellow named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know.
Some women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
But young men are numero uno!"

12. =================

A dentist, one Doctor Malone,
Got a pretty girl patient alone,
But in his depravity
He filled the wrong cavity
And my, how his practice has grown!

13. =================

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber still plumbing... "It's me!"

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There once was a fellow named Woody
Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
Once he found himself nude
With a gal in the mood
The question's not would he, but could he?

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There was a young lady from Twickenham
Who thought men had not enough prick in 'em.
On her knees every day
To God she would pray:
"Please God... lengthen 'em and strengthen 'em and thicken 'em..."

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There once was a fellow named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine
At twenty past ten it was in her...

Who, Skinner?
No... Dinner !

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There once was a fellow named Tupper
Who took a young lady to supper
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine
At twenty past ten it was up her...

Who, Tupper?
No... Skinner !

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There once was a fellow, Greg Kent
Who fucked a young girl in a tent.
At a quarter to nine
She thought "It's divine!"
At twenty past ten she was pregnant...

- Ellis Toussier, April, 2012

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There once was a fellow named Glenn
Who fucked a young girl and two men.
At a quarter to nine
They sat down to dine.
At twenty past ten... he did it again!

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A lady while dining in Crewe
Found an elephant's prick in her stew.
Said the waiter "Don't shout
And don't wave it about:
"Or the others will all want one too."

Want what too?
Elephant prick in their stew...

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There was a young man from Hong Kong
Who had a trifurcated prong.
A small one for sucking,
A large one for fucking,
And a hard one for beating a gong.

He beat the gong with a prong?
No... he beat off his prong with a gong...

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There was a young fellow named Kimble
Whose prick was exceedingly nimble.
But fragile and slender
And dainty and tender:
He kept it encased in a thimble...

Because it was so tender and slender?
No... because it was so nimble, the thimble.

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A bad little girl in Madrid
(You'd like to get rid of this kid.)
Told her Tia Louise,
That her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did!

Cream cheese?
No... Roquefort...

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A pious old woman named Tweak
Had taught her vagina to speak.
It was frequently liable
To quote from the Bible
"The earth shall they inherit, the meek."

The meek shall inherit the earth?
Yes... but not the mineral rights...

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A young Chinese student named Lin
Had a penis the size of a pin
It was no good for girls
But perfect for squirrels
They loved it when he shoved it in.

They loved it, the girls?
No... they loved it, the squirrels...

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There was a young lady from Sydney's
Who could take it right up to her kidneys
But a fiddler from Quebec
Shoved it up to her neck
He sure diddled her, didn'he?

Who diddled'er?
The fiddl'er !

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There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose morals were rather inferior
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done
And now she's a Mother Superior.

What did he done to the nun?
An inferior Superior...

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There once was a nun in Lakeshore
Who wanted to live like a whore
So she lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of a Bishop who wanted some more...
-Ellis Toussier

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A young girl from Dallas named Alice
Had never been touched by a phallus
But she tripped in a ditch
And... son of a bitch!
A phallus touched Alice in Dallas.
- Ellis Toussier

30. ==================

A young girl from Dallas named Alice
Had never been touched by a phallus.
The hatch of her snatch
Had a latch that would catch
Any phallus that passed by with malice.
- Ellis Toussier

31. ==================

by Dylan Thomas
There was a young bugger called God
Who put a young virgin in pod.
This amazing behavior
Produced Christ our Savior
Who died on a cross, the poor sod.

32. ==================
A prudish old maid from Pauline,
Was really disgustingly clean.
She didn't like gin,
Original sin,
Or anything else in between.

33. ==================
A lady whose figure was ample-
Gave her bounteous goodies to sample
The experience? T'was Thrilling!
So wet... warm.... and willing...
Ahhhhh, those BIG girls set quite an example!!!

34. ==================
A Frenchman, his name was Le Boum
Once married a sad English bloom.
On his wedding night, he
Asked his bride whether she
Wished for sex - or preferred to play Doom?

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A thrifty young lady from Gault
Had assets with nary a fault.
A forgetful old banker
Neglected to thank her
For depositing much in her vault.

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A pretty young thing from Southwick
At mating is wondrously quick.
Before day is over
She's rolled in the clover
With every Tom, Harry and Dick.

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Zorro, a swordsman by trade,
As a youth was quite a hot blade.
But as he grew older
His blade got much colder;
Says his wife, but not so the maid.

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MacGregor, a bashful young Scot,
Had been chaste, he had never been caught.
Till a lassie one day
Said, "The bagpipes you play
Don't compare with the organ you've got."

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A squirrely old spinster from Lutz
Had a wondrous addiction to nuts.
They weren't the kind
People nibble or grind.
These are fondled by housewives and sluts.

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A musical whore liked to greet
Her male clients by pinching their meat.
So tight was her grip
That it led one to quip,
"Why this whore is a Nutcracker Sweet!"

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There was Charles, an acquaintance of mine,
Who thought all his sex practices fine.
All day long he made passes
At laddies and lasses;
But at night he chased sheep, cows and swine.

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A lusty young farmgirl named May
Had no use at all for foreplay.
If a beau took too long
Before coming on strong,
She'd kick him right out of the hay.

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A shepherdess, pretty but poor,
Found sheeptending largely a bore.
Till a shepherd stopped by
And - this is no lie -
By day's end she was richer, but sore.

44. ==================
I have a voluptuous auntie
Whose manner is usually jaunty;
Except for the day
Uncle Joe was away
She was caught in delicto flagrante.

45. ==================
As for things that go bang in the night,
I prefer those that don't give me fright.
What I would include
Are enjoyed in the nude,
They are rounded, quite soft, and don't bite.

46. ==================
A cookery student named Kate
Mixed some ginseng and prunes by mistake.
She felt rather proud
When her teacher allowed,
"This makes coming and going both great!"

47. ==================
Men have what looks like a wiener.
May be fatter, or maybe it's leaner.
In conditions of lean
It remains rather clean.
What it does when it's fat is obscener.

48. ==================
A dancer, a bit past her prime,
Thought the onset of stiffness a crime.
She accepted her fate
When a supple young date
Said her bed-i-ly moves were sublime.

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There was a young lady of Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

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March 25, 2006

Dear Ellis,

"I want to express my feeling of deepest gratitude to you for teaching me about the significance of EPO. I learned about EPO first from you. Initially I did not pay much attention to it.

What happened to me about two years ago when I was 88, was sudden mysterious anemia (hematocrit 35-38%). My doctor did not worry about my anemia... He said it is mild and stable, there is nothing to worry about... but I felt terribly weak... I felt like I was dying.

Reading what you have written about EPO on Rejuvenation, I asked another doctor to write a prescription for EPO. The results are beyond description. A Miracle! Now I feel stronger... much stronger than I was 10 or more years ago. Now I think better than before, and I publish better books and papers than before.

I wish to express again my deepest feelings of gratitude towards you. I feel you saved my life and restored my high working and creative capacity.

With kindest regards,

Sebastian Shaumyan
Professor of Linguistics, Yale University

July, 2006

Hi Ellis,

"You might remember me. I am the 66 year old Phoenix firefighter that has the hyperbaric chamber that I use for mountain bike racing. I also let ill people use my chamber ( for $5.00 which is the actual cost to operate a high pressure oxygen chamber for an hour) that can't afford to go to a hyperbaric oxygen center. I myself have done over 400 dives in the 3+ yrs that I have had the chamber. I owe it to you Ellis to explain what I know because I learned almost everything I now know (including the benefits of hyperbaric oxygen) and about staying healthy from years of following your advice on Rejuvenation."

- Frank Lively
Phoenix, Arizona

July, 2006

Hi Ellis,

"I've been a student of health and longevity for all my adult life. I used to own a health/herb store and used to teach herbal healing. I'm fairly knowledgeable about both natural healing and some areas in the fields of medical science, having worked as a biomedical engineer for over 12 years.

I've been a member of Rejuvenation for several years, using many of your suggestions like monitoring blood glucose and using HGH, among other things, both of which have made a big difference for me.."

- Scott Brown
Northern California

December 15, 2007

Dear Ellis,

Even though we haven't yet met in person, I feel as though I know you. I feel this way because I have read quite a bit from your extensive writings on your website. I appreciate the way you use metaphors and analogies to get your points across when explaining information. You are very informative, you are very logical, and all that you write makes perfect sense to me.

One of the first things I did after stumbling on your website more than two months ago was to go straight to the drugstore and buy myself a glucose meter. After reading the very informative essay on your website about the dangers of high glucose and the things that typically cause high glucose numbers leading to diabetes, I thought for sure I was probably a walking diabetic who didn't know it.

I have gained great insight and knowledge into how the body metabolizes food from your writings. And I have learned that most diabetics become so because of their eating habits and not because of heredity. All this knowledge was acquired from reading through your website.

I feel greatly indebted to you for all the extensive writings on health and what things we can do to improve our chances of living a more vibrant life. You are a wealth of information. I feel lucky to have made contact with you.

David Shapero
(e-mail received December 15, 2007)

Dec. 17, 2007

Dear Ellis,

I wanted to update you about my last order. What a miracle! I can't tell you how bad I felt until I realized how good I should be feeling. Much more energy, clear thinking, all the effects that I read about. I can't tell you how angry it makes me that a doctor would not prescribe this stuff to me!

Thank you so much for what you have done with me. I thought at first that you had a huge ego. But from how you made me feel, you deserve the ego. No doctor has done a fraction of what you have done. I can't begin to express my gratitude. Very expensive but WORTH EVERY PENNY! I'd rather cut back all other areas just to feel alive again.

(name withheld by request)


(e-mail received December, 2007)

January 3, 2008

Hi Ellis,

Just to give you my feedback, I started using HGH 3 months ago at 1 iu per day. I had a slight headache for the first week, but then it went away. In a retrospect, I should have lowered my dose and let my body slowly adjust to it.

The results are very subtle. I still have crows feet by my eyes, and I don't see the backs of my hands being any different. However, small wrinkles above my upper lip disappeared, my lips are plumper, and they regained the vibrant color that they had when I was younger.

Recently I went to a wedding and met people that I didn't see for years; they said that I did not change at all. Some of the people that see me every day at my work say that I look good, and others look at me carefully as if they were trying to detect scars from incisions after plastic surgery. BUT THERE AREN'T ANY. It's like having a face lift from the inside; no scars. People notice my youthful appearance but they can't put their finger on the reason why?

I also noticed that I have more muscles and my mood has improved. I am beginning to feel happy and optimistic as I used to until last couple of years (I'm now 52). I hope that this trend continues.

Thanks to you Dr. Ellis! I am grateful for all you do.

Roma


(e-mail received January 3, 2008)

January 14, 2008

Hi Ellis,

I am a physician and I have been practicing medicine for ten years in Southern California. I understand the art of caring for those that entrust us with their care. I know that you are a very busy man with many emails and forums to follow and respond too. Your expertise deserves many appreciative thanks. I am looking forward to a longevity driven friendship with you and your services. Thank you.

(name withheld by request)


(e-mail received January 14, 2008)

Feb. 26, 2008

Hi Ellis,

My wife wants to thank you, (and I want to thank you also) because since I have been controlling my sugar, I am not as moody.... For the last few years I was really irritable... I guess when your blood sugar is 200 to 400 all day it can make you grumpy....not to mention shorten your life..
Just think, last November my blood sugar was 300 in the mornings, before eating. Now it's 85-105 in the morning... My HbA1c was 8.3, and now as of two days ago it was 5.3%... not perfect "according to Ellis," but definitely not usual for diabetics.

My doctor couldn`t believe it, or understand it: diet, insulin and Ellis!

thanks,

Yours in health,

Dr. Danny M DeGraff

http://www.alerfinmerida.com

January, 2002

Hi Ellis,

"I am a plastic surgeon in Shreveport, Louisiana. I just found your two sites on the Internet. I've read your personal experience site twice and have read much of the Message board that contains over 6,000 messages. They are excellent.

I became interested in growth hormone and antiaging three years ago and have been taking growth hormone at bedtime for over two years. Like you, my results have been impressive. I'm 57 years old. I am 6 ft 1 in and weight 202 pounds with 9% body fat. I exercise regularly ( 5 times a week) and do moderate weight training.

My diet is good, high protein, moderate complex carbs and low fat. After reading your page I certainly need to improve it some.

Due to my personal results, I started offering anti-aging and growth hormone replacement to my patients 8 months ago. I've read much of the literature and have attended two meetings of the American Academy of AntiAging Medicine. Although it only been a few months my patients are THRILLED about the therapy and almost all are reporting specific areas of improvement.

Thanks so much for your work in this area. I want to return to Puebla for more Spanish education. Possibly I could include some time in Mexice City also. I would love to meet you.

Gracias,

Dr. Jim McDonald


(e-mail received January, 2002)

March 11, 2008

Hello Ellis,



Thanks again for all of the time that you spent with me in Mexico City. I learned even more than I had hoped to on that trip.

When you first began to write about insulin for non-diabetics several years ago, I thought that you were probably wrong about it. I have slowly become convinced that more and more of what you are saying about insulin is correct. By the time I came to Mexico City, I was pretty sure that you are right, and since then I've become even more convinced.

I've even found out that some major medical scientists are now changing their thinking in this direction, and one formal study has begun on the use of Lantus in individuals with any sort of impaired fasting glucose or impaired glucose tolerance.

These scientists are far behind you, but their thinking is finally headed in the same direction.

Jerry Emanuelson
http://www.futurescience.com


(e-mail received March 11, 2008

May 25, 2008

Hello Ellis,

I have tried studying insulin, EPO, HGH, etc. on the internet and to be honest, all searches and sites eventually led back to you... In my opinion, you have far more research and current knowledge of what works than anybody else I have found... Compared to you, everybody else seems outdated and very rigid in their thinking...

Maybe I will go and get certified in anti aging medicine in a few years in the US, but I won't go until after I study under you... I don't know why, but this feels right.

Yours in health,

Dr. Danny M DeGraff D.C.
http://www.alerfinmerida.com
http://www.alerfinmerida.iamagel.com

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Note: I am not a doctor, and I do not give medical advice or treatment of any kind. My advice is limited to a discussion of nutrition and a general discussion of anti-aging hormones and available blood tests and therapies, etc. Please consult with an anti-aging doctor of your choice after you have consulted with me.

e-mail received on October 28, 2004:

"Here is my honest opinion of Dr. XXXXX: He is a very smart man and very kind, but his office is a chaotic mess and he is extremely understaffed. Since as a patient I can never speak to him on the phone etc. it is impossible to work closely enough with him to get proper dosing etc. He is so busy though that it is impossible to be monitored by him the way one should be when starting any hormone therapy. His phone is always busy, appts. are hard to come by and he is VERY expensive. The average visit ends up costing anywhere from $500-$750 depending on what he wants to do, such as blood draws, bone density testing etc. I plan to never go back.

I am currently using a small portion of progesterone which was recommended by him and have been taking DHEA and melatonin to help lower my cortisol levels. I buy my HGH from you, of course, and most of the other supplements he had me take made me sick, so I stopped taking them." - (a female patient of Dr. XXXXX (a very well known and competent and expensive doctor.)


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