Of course as soon as they saw my cat scan it caused a commotion in the hospital. Doctors couldn't believe there could be such a super stud... So the doctors asked for more evidence. They decided to take a full body X-ray of me... Here is my full body X-ray taken of me... fortunately, that cute little nurse was there to focus me again... Notice the BIG SMILE on my face... 
Full body X-Ray taken a few seconds after the cute nurse said she would focus me again... (Notice the BIG SMILE on my face...)
Before you tell me what I do is dangerous, let me tell you: Don't worry about me. I always practice safe sex!
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson Ah, yes, "divorce..." From the Latin word meaning "to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.... So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think: I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams Dirty Limericks: An aspiring musician named Monica
There was a young Miss from Vancouver
There was an old lady named Doris,
Evolution's a theory, my dear,
There once was a hooker named Sue,
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I live in Mexico City, where I am free to buy and sell and teach others around the world to use legal and good hormones, under the supervision of good doctors. I am not a doctor, but many doctors think I know my topic so well that they pay me to consult with me... Some doctors call me "colleague"... and other doctors call me "The Madman in Mexico..." (I prefer "The Madman in Mexico" because people accept that a madman might think differently than they do...) NOTE: I only use and sell LEGAL medicines. Everything I sell is registered with the F.D.A., or Salubridad in Mexico.
I like to think of myself as "the King of Growth Hormone," "the Father of EPO to prevent senility and age related loss of muscle and mobility" and... "the Father and the Mother of using Insulin for non-diabetics to prevent diabetes and aging."
I hope you will think I am "The King" and not "The Madman in Mexico"... but if you do, that is fine with me... He that laughs last, laughs best, and I have no doubt in my mind that I will have the last laugh.
SO YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY GROWTH HORMONE, TESTOSTERONE, EPO, OR OTHER ANTI-AGING THERAPY? GREAT!
So what is the FIRST thing you should do before you blow at least a few thousand to get started? CONSULT WITH ELLIS TOUSSIER!!!
How can I buy authentic growth hormone? What dose shall I take? How can I avoid all side effects? Can I take Growth Hormone if I am predisposed to Diabetes? Might Growth Hormone cause cancer in my body? When is the best time to inject? Is it legal to use growth hormone to try to not grow older? Which syringe should I use? Where can I buy syringes? Can I still grow taller with growth hormone? How much will it cost? Which blood tests should I take? How do I interpret the blood tests? How can I find a good Anti-Aging doctor near me? What other anti-aging therapies might be good for me?
What do I need to know about Laser Therapy... Fraxell... Thermage... Botox... Api-Therapy... Hair Transplants... Lipo-Suction... Breast or Nose or Face or other PLASTIC SURGERY? How can I find a great Plastic Surgeon (and save thousands of dollars) in Mexico... Brazil... Argentina... Thailand, or India?
Learn the answer to these and other questions before you make very costly mistakes!!!
The First Consultation is FREE/20 minutes by telephone. If you decide to contract my service, you must contract 12 weekly sessions, no time limit, at $97 dollars each payable in advance. The reason for 12 sessions is because I WANT YOU TO GET RESULTS. It takes at least that long to follow up and to erase and un-learn BAD habits with GOOD HABITS... I don't want you to pay until after the call... AND... I only want you to pay if YOU think you learned information that will HELP YOUR HEALTH and is worth much more than $97 per session...
I am truly interested in YOUR health...
For a 3 day consultation GUARANTEED to change your health for life: Read this page: Consult With Ellis Toussier Contact me:
etoussier(at)hotmail.com
Do You Hate Wrinkles? Do you Hate to see YOUR FACE and YOUR BODY "Grow Old Gracefully"?
Wouldn't You Prefer to watch your face "Stay Young Gracefully"... or even "Grow Younger Gracefully" ? THERE IS ANOTHER OPTION.
You are welcome to add a link to "Rejuvenation" for which I thank you in advance, especially if your page is related to nutrition, diet, exercises, skin care, EDTA chelation, hyperbaric oxygen therapy, male or female hormone replacement therapy, anti-aging therapies, diabetes and/or blood glucose control, macular degeneration, falling hair, psoriasis, etc.
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March 25, 2006
Dear Ellis,
"I want to express my feeling of deepest gratitude to you for teaching me about the significance of EPO. I learned about EPO first from you. Initially I did not pay much attention to it.
With kindest regards,
Sebastian Shaumyan
July, 2006
Hi Ellis,
"You might remember me. I am the 66 year old Phoenix firefighter that has the hyperbaric chamber that I use for mountain bike racing. I also let ill
people use my chamber ( for $5.00 which is the actual cost to operate a high pressure oxygen chamber for an hour) that can't afford to go to a hyperbaric oxygen center. I myself have done over 400 dives in the 3+ yrs that I have had the chamber. I owe it to you Ellis to explain what I know because I learned almost everything I now know (including the benefits of hyperbaric oxygen) and about staying healthy from years of following your advice on Rejuvenation."
July, 2006
Hi Ellis,
"I've been a student of health and longevity for all my adult life. I used to own a health/herb store and used to teach herbal healing. I'm fairly knowledgeable about both natural healing and some areas in the fields of medical science, having worked as a biomedical engineer for over 12 years.
December 15, 2007
Dear Ellis,
Even though we haven't yet met in person, I feel as though I know you. I feel this way because I have read quite a bit from your extensive writings on your website. I appreciate the way you use metaphors and analogies to get your points across when explaining information. You are very informative, you are very logical, and all that you write makes perfect sense to me.
David Shapero
Dec. 17, 2007
Dear Ellis,
I wanted to update you about my last order. What a miracle! I can't tell you how bad I felt until I realized how good I should be
feeling. Much more energy, clear thinking, all the effects that I
read about. I can't tell you how angry it makes me that a doctor
would not prescribe this stuff to me!
January 3, 2008
Hi Ellis,
Just to give you my feedback, I started using HGH 3 months ago
at 1 iu per day. I had a slight headache for the first week, but
then it went away. In a retrospect, I should have lowered my dose
and let my body slowly adjust to it.
January 14, 2008
Hi Ellis,
I am a physician and I have been practicing medicine for ten
years in Southern California. I understand the art of caring for
those that entrust us with their care. I know that you are a very busy man with many emails and forums to follow and respond too. Your expertise deserves many appreciative thanks. I am looking forward to a longevity driven friendship with you and your services. Thank you.
Feb. 26, 2008
Hi Ellis,
My wife wants to thank you, (and I want to thank you also) because since I have been controlling my sugar, I am not as moody.... For the last few years I was really irritable... I guess when your blood sugar is 200 to 400 all day it can make you grumpy....not to mention shorten your life..
January, 2002
Hi Ellis,
"I am a plastic surgeon in Shreveport, Louisiana. I just found your two sites on the Internet. I've read your personal experience site twice and have read much of the Message board that contains over 6,000 messages. They are excellent.
March 11, 2008
Hello Ellis,
May 25, 2008
Hello Ellis,
I have tried studying insulin, EPO, HGH, etc. on the internet and to be honest, all searches and sites eventually led back to you... In my opinion, you have far more research and current knowledge of what works than anybody else I have found... Compared to you, everybody else seems outdated and very rigid in their thinking...
Note: I am not a doctor, and I do not give medical advice or treatment of any kind. My advice is limited to a discussion of nutrition and a general discussion of anti-aging hormones and available blood tests and therapies, etc. Please consult with an anti-aging doctor of your choice after you have consulted with me.
e-mail received on October 28, 2004:
"Here is my honest opinion of Dr. XXXXX: He is a very smart man and very kind, but his office is a chaotic mess and he is extremely understaffed. Since as a patient I can never speak to him on the phone etc. it is impossible to work closely enough with him to get proper dosing etc. He is so busy though that it is impossible to be monitored by him the way one should be when starting any hormone therapy. His phone is always busy, appts. are hard to come by and he is VERY expensive. The average visit ends up costing anywhere from $500-$750 depending on what he wants to do, such as blood draws, bone density testing etc. I plan to never go back.
I am currently using a small portion of progesterone which was recommended by him and have been taking DHEA and melatonin to help lower my cortisol levels. I buy my HGH from you, of course, and most of the other supplements he had me take made me sick, so I stopped taking them." - (a female patient of Dr. XXXXX (a very well known and competent and expensive doctor.) For comments about this page, please write to:
etoussier(at)hotmail.com
Thanks for your visit
About Me: My name is Ellis Toussier Bigio. I am "The Incredible Dirty Old Macho Man WHO DOES NOT GROW OLDER..." with emphasis on "who does not grow older" because that is what is most important. I will be 64 years old soon, but I think I look and feel as if I am about 45... I honestly think I might be the healthiest and youngest 63 year old man in history because nobody before me has ever done what I have been doing since I was 20 to stay young and healthy... And sexy...
The fantastic hormones which I am now using and many of the anti-aging therapies that are so good for my health simply did not exist before 1985.
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What happened to me about two years ago when I was 88, was sudden mysterious anemia (hematocrit 35-38%). My doctor did not worry about my anemia... He said it is mild and stable, there is nothing to worry about... but I felt terribly weak... I felt like I was dying.
Reading what you have written about EPO on Rejuvenation, I asked another doctor to write a prescription for EPO. The results are beyond description. A Miracle! Now I feel stronger... much stronger than I was 10 or more years ago. Now I think better than before, and I publish better books and papers than before.
I wish to express again my deepest feelings of gratitude towards you. I feel you saved my life and restored my high working and creative capacity.
Professor of Linguistics, Yale University
Phoenix, Arizona
I've been a member of Rejuvenation for several years, using many of your suggestions like monitoring blood glucose and using HGH, among other things, both of which have made a big difference for me.."
Northern California
One of the first things I did after stumbling on your website more than two months ago was to go straight to the drugstore and buy myself a glucose meter. After reading the very informative essay on your website about the dangers of high glucose and the things that typically cause high glucose numbers leading to diabetes, I thought for sure I was probably a walking diabetic who didn't know it.
I have gained great insight and knowledge into how the body metabolizes food from your writings. And I have learned that most diabetics become so because of their eating habits and not because of heredity. All this knowledge was acquired from reading through your website.
I feel greatly indebted to you for all the extensive writings on health and what things we can do to improve our chances of living a more vibrant life.
You are a wealth of information. I feel lucky to have made contact with you.
(e-mail received December 15, 2007)
Thank you so much for what you have done with me. I thought at
first that you had a huge ego. But from how you made me feel, you
deserve the ego. No doctor has done a fraction of what you have
done. I can't begin to express my gratitude. Very expensive but
WORTH EVERY PENNY! I'd rather cut back all other areas just to
feel alive again.
(e-mail received December, 2007)
The results are very subtle. I still have crows feet by my eyes, and I don't see the backs of my hands being any different. However, small wrinkles above my upper lip disappeared, my lips are plumper, and they regained the vibrant color that they had when I was younger.
Recently I went to a wedding and met people that I didn't see
for years; they said that I did not change at all. Some of the
people that see me every day at my work say that I look good, and
others look at me carefully as if they were trying to detect scars from incisions after plastic surgery. BUT THERE AREN'T ANY. It's
like having a face lift from the inside; no scars. People notice
my youthful appearance but they can't put their finger on the
reason why?
I also noticed that I have more muscles and my mood has improved. I am beginning to feel happy and optimistic as I used to until last couple of years (I'm now 52). I hope that this trend continues.
Thanks to you Dr. Ellis! I am grateful for all you do.
(e-mail received January 3, 2008)
(e-mail received January 14, 2008)
Just think, last November my blood sugar was 300 in the mornings, before eating. Now it's 85-105 in the morning... My HbA1c was 8.3, and now as of two days ago it was 5.3%... not perfect "according to Ellis," but definitely not usual for diabetics.
My doctor couldn`t believe it, or understand it: diet, insulin and Ellis!
thanks,
Dr. Danny M DeGraff
http://www.alerfinmerida.com
I became interested in growth hormone and antiaging three years ago and have been taking growth hormone at bedtime for over two years. Like you, my results have been impressive. I'm 57 years old. I am 6 ft 1 in and weight 202 pounds with 9% body fat. I exercise regularly ( 5 times a week) and do moderate weight training.
My diet is good, high protein, moderate complex carbs and low fat.
After reading your page I certainly need to improve it some.
Due to my personal results, I started offering anti-aging and growth hormone replacement to my patients 8 months ago. I've read much of the literature and have attended two meetings of the American Academy of AntiAging Medicine. Although it only been a few months my patients are THRILLED about the therapy and almost all are reporting specific areas of improvement.
Thanks so much for your work in this area. I want to return to Puebla for more Spanish education. Possibly I could include some time in Mexice City also. I would love to meet you.
Gracias,
(e-mail received January, 2002)
Thanks again for all of the time that you spent with me in Mexico City. I learned even more than I had hoped to on that trip.
When you first began to write about insulin for non-diabetics several years ago, I thought that you were probably wrong about it. I have slowly
become convinced that more and more of what you are saying about insulin is correct. By the time I came to Mexico City, I was pretty sure that you are right, and since then I've become even more convinced.
I've even found out that some major medical scientists are now changing their thinking in this direction, and one formal study has begun on the use of Lantus in individuals with any sort of impaired fasting glucose or impaired glucose tolerance.
These scientists are far behind you, but their thinking is finally headed in the same direction.
http://www.futurescience.com
(e-mail received March 11, 2008
Maybe I will go and get certified in anti aging medicine in a few years in the US, but I won't go until after I study under you... I don't know why, but this feels right.
Yours in health,
Dr. Danny M DeGraff D.C.
http://www.alerfinmerida.com
http://www.alerfinmerida.iamagel.com
Ellis Toussier
Horacio 1729-5
Colonia Los Morales
Mexico City, D. F. 11510
Mexico
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