| Homework! Oh, homework! I hate you! You stink! I wish I could wash you away in the sink. If only a bomb would explode you to bits. Homework! Oh, homework! You're giving me fits. |
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| I'd rather take baths with a man-eating shark, or wrestle a lion alone in the dark, eat spinach and liver, pet ten porcupines, than tackle the homework my teacher assigns. |
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| Homework! Oh, homework! You're last on my list. I simply can't see why you even exist. If you just disappeared it would tickle me pink. Homework! Oh, homework! I hate you! You stink! |
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I. The Amazing Cognate Poems . . 1. The Language Revolution and A First Short Lesson . . 2. A Cognate Fanático and A Second Short Lesson . . 3. about Spanish In An Instante . . 4. about Toussier's Cognate Words
II. An English Language Treat . . 1. Why English Is Hard To Learn (anonymous) . . 2. National Easy Language Week by Dolton Edwards . . 3..Homework! Oh, Homework! by Jack Prelutzky . . 4..An Ode Two the Spell Chequer You can help me add your favorite short poems or essays or jokes about languages in general to this page. Please send comments or submissions to: I always answer my e-mail.
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