Misstatements

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'be prepared'." - George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." - George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush


The following links are so special that I highly recommend all of them:

I. The Amazing Cognate Poems

. . 1. The Language Revolution and A First Short Lesson

. . 2. A Cognate Fanático and A Second Short Lesson

. . 3. about Spanish In An Instante

. . 4. about Toussier's Cognate Words

II. An English Language Treat

. . 1. Why English Is Hard To Learn (anonymous)

. . 2. National Easy Language Week by Dolton Edwards

. . 3..Homework! Oh, Homework! by Jack Prelutzky

. . 4..An Ode Two the Spell Chequer

You can help me add your favorite short poems or essays or jokes about languages in general to this page. Please send comments or submissions to:

etoussier@hotmail.com

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