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The Language Revolution
and... A Short-Short Lesson

I'm not good as profeta
So I'll try it as poeta
Write about it in gaceta
I announce it with trompeta
"Toussier's Cognate Words" is here!

Get a dose of intelecto Now you start on new proyecto
Get a dose of intelecto
You'll speak Spanish soon correcto
(Or some other dialecto.)

For this method necesario
Study short vocabulario
It might help increase salario
You'll be linguist honorario It might help increase salario

Gives you more seguridad Say it slow, with claridad
You'll be glad eternidad
When you speak with variedad
Gives you more seguridad

You see, you know it, the definición
You know the root, by cognición
Now learn the ending by repetición
Soon you'll speak by intuición! You see, you know it...

It's really not so complicado It's really not so complicado
All these words that I've aislado
The best, the easiest, the most apropiado
It's really not exagerado:
Spanish words ilimitado

This new method atractivo
Something new educativo
Results are in, they're conclusivo
You'll learn fast, I'm positivo This new method atractivo

You're reading Italiano! You don't believe? It's just promotion?
Can't be so fast, such locomotion?
But you see, I'm a magic marciano...
Puf ! You're reading Italiano !

(read cognate in Italian)
Another language! It's incredíbile!
( in cre DEE bee le )
This is really impossíbile!
For the teacher the soluzione
( so lu TZION ne )
A Second Language Revoluzione! It's incredibile!

You want to start You want to start, you're impaciente
That's very good, it's excelente!
But you've already started, it's evidente
This was your first lesson equivalente!

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T H A N K S . F O R . Y O U R . V I S I T

	Now you start on new proyecto Get a dose of intelecto You'll speak Spanish soon correcto (Or some other dialecto.)
For this method necesario Study short vocabulario It might help increase salario You'll be linguist honorario
	Say it slow, with claridad You'll be glad eternidad When you speak with variedad Gives you more seguridad
You see, you know it, the definición You know the root, by cognición Now learn the ending by repetición Soon you'll speak by intuición!
	It's really not so complicado All these words that I've aislado The best, the easiest, the most apropiado It's really not exagerado: Spanish words ilimitado
This new method atractivo Something new educativo Results are in, they're conclusivo You'll learn *fast, I'm positivo*
	You don't believe? It's just promotion? Can't be so fast, such locomotion? But you see, I'm a magic marciano... Puf ! You're reading Italiano !
(read cognate in Italian) *Another* language! It's incredíbile! ( in cre DEE bee le ) This is really impossíbile! For the teacher the soluzione ( so lu TZION ne ) A Second Language Revoluzione!
	You want to start, you're impaciente That's very good, it's excelente! But you've *already started, it's evidente* This was your first lesson equivalente!